And we'll keep going point for point, then. "What's Jackass? It sounds amazing. You should look up the Punic Wars, I know there are some books in the library. He dragged a few dozen elephants across the Alps, only one ended up living past the war. I have met Drosera, but I'm not sure a griffin qualifies as a monster. Sometimes a thing may itself be pointless, but discussing the pointless thing has a point... Which then imbues a point to the pointless thing, I suppose, so that rounded quite neatly back on me."