Lucien Enjolras

As soon as Grantaire moves from talking about talking to making actual assertions, Shen Yuan whips out his little notebook and writes them down, and then sits, considering them, and ranking them by things he has a quick and immediate reaction to and things he has a longer and more complicated reaction to. He clears his throat, and then counts on his fingers:

"On one - can something not be both hilarious and to be avoided? On three - who the fuck was moving elephants across mountains? On five, you're right, and we should compare our conclusions about animals. On ten, you're right, but monsters are objectively better than both humans and animals. Oh, and to loop back on seven, I think it's incredibly bold of you to assert the pointlessness of metaphysical discussion in the middle of a self-professed pointless list of points." He sets his notebook down. "Reserving two, four, and six for discussions of their own. And you're just right about eight and nine, so we can ignore those."