"Oh, now that's an interesting question." Of course, the first thing that comes to mind is wondering how on earth he could be anyone's favorite¹, but there is no accounting for taste, even among spirits. He takes a thoughtful sip of his wine. "If I got one question, it would be... All right. On the assumption that we are all from stories, and Dionysus himself says I'm from a play, so I have no reason to really discount the theory, why choose the stories they did? There's quite an interesting variety, even though some are thankfully duplicated."


¹ R. Come on. You're delightful. And we know you're squishy (not so) deep down. EVERYONE knows that.