"Well, falafel is objectively the best food in the world. It's fluffy and spicy and crunchy and savory, and good hot or cold. All of which describe me. Mead can come in a ton of different flavors but they all pack a punch. If I had to pick a variety, it would be Heidrun's mead, which is generally easily available but fortifying. Not the Alfish psychedelic mead. That one's not me. And mongeese are scrappy fighters and can't be defeated by snakes." Such as, for example, Loki. "They can be cute pets but they'll also bite the head off a threat."
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