“It’s not all it’s cracked up to be,” Aornis says dryly, thinking about Thursday getting out of a truly evil end of the world conundrum with the help of her idiotic, meddling time-traveling father. “A lot of rules and regulations. There are even restrictions on cheese; the government thinks it’s too addictive.”

She was legitimately shocked when she opened up the fridge in the kitchen and found an entire cheese drawer.