untamedantinous

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Hades family?? Her name is Aornis Hades?? Lady, that name is too fictional to be actually fictional. That's absolutely, one hundred percent the name of someone pretending to be a fictional character to fit in, and Shen Yuan has your fucking number. Give it up! Admit it! That's your MSN screenname from when you were 13! That's your Wattpad profile where you came up with this entire deranged situation!! Aornis Hades.

It is, he admits, creative of her to make up a brother, though. Self-insert protags almost never have family that might miss them when they're kidnapped by idol groups or whatever.

He hasn't had to be this impassive in a dangerous situation since he pretended to sacrifice Luo Binghe to a skinner demon so he could use his protagonist halo to survive. He pastes on a bland smile. "What business are you in?"