"Okay, so. First of all, I'm not an evolutionary biologist. Or any kind of biologist, for that matter. But—in your future,¹ this guy Darwin is going to observe some animal behaviors that make him believe that—basically animals evolve into other animals, and humans evolved from animals of the past. Specifically monkeys of the past. Since then, scientists have found all sorts of fossils and other evidence that he's right, which of course pissed off and continues to piss off a bunch of people who think humans were made out of dust and ribs and whatever by God."


¹ Well, present.