What is therapy asks Laertes from Hamlet. What is therapy indeed. Dionysus isn't so heartless as to laugh, but there's a small part of him that can appreciate the absurdity of this entire conversation.

"It... well, it can be a lot of things. There's physical therapy, so doing stretches and such when you've suffered an injury, to help it heal. There's also therapy to help with emotional conditions. Ahhhh, in the future from your time, it's a big thing. If you've had something traumatic happen and need to talk to someone to get your feelings out, or maybe advice on how to cope with things, there's -- sort of like going to a doctor? A professional you'd meet with, to sort of just chat."

Can you tell he's also never actually been himself?